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September 27, 2013Its game day boys!! Footballlll Friday night!!!
There is coolness in the air this morning, but not nearly enough to extinguish the fire that the Strom Thurmond Rebels will bestow upon those yellow belly flies from our neighboring county line! This is what they've been waiting on (they think). This is what we've been waiting on (we know)! Pippen thinks he's smart by dodging us the last few years, but the joke will be on him and North Disgusta tonight. They should change their names to the Ducks after avoiding ST and Darrius Hammond like the Plague the past few seasons. "But we've been busy playing big powerhouses out of Jawga" Yeah ok; Greenbrier, Evans, Grovetown, ARC and Lakeside, who've combined for like ZERO playoff wins since the Ark was built??? <insert hiccups from laughing so hard>
Know why they wear NA on their hats? Stands for "na, we can't beat ST!" They say Rebs beats nobodies, but we just make'em look like nobodies! Blue Steel gonna rip those little stingers off the gnats and stick it up their "watch yo mouth boy"! Bet next time Pippen sees the 275 or 637 come across his phone, he throws that thing in the Savannah River so fast, carpel tunnel invades his wrist!!
Oh they're good but who they beat? Ill wait, cue up jeopardy theme song.........wut I thought! You will see the true Blue Steel pride of Edgefield County rise up tonight. Jackets will feel the wrath of the Rebels as we hit them in the mouth over and over again! Thunder, Lightning, Taz, Trevonte the Truck, Flyin Ryan, Kenyatta Dun-hit-like-a-bar, Stifling Stidem, Grabbin Growling Griffith, Byrd Man, Nate knock-out-yo-light Bright, Lyndon lay-u-out Lowery, and the rest of the Blue Steel boys are pumped n ready.
This is gonna shock the world or at least the non rebel faithful! Sawyer told me NA is the best we've seen since he's been here. No one is giving us a chance, but WE ain't scared of nobody!! We WILL show up and we WILL get after it!!!!! (word is Sergeant Sawyer has been in these boys ears all week and they are focused and ready!).
Prediction: We kicking their (explitive), taking their women and burning the Jackets nest to the ground! Will set up a new AFLAC commercial; watch for the Duck to yell RRRAAIIDDDDDD!!! ST 24 NA 21. I believe!!!! You can't hide your Rebel Pride!!!!! Rrreeeebbbbeeellllsssss!! Quack, quack!
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